These Are The Headphones You’re Looking For

Stormtrooper: Let me see your headphones.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don’t need to see his headphones.
Stormtrooper: We don’t need to see his headphones.
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the headphones you’re looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren’t the headphones we’re looking for.
Obi-Wan: 50 Cent go about his business.
Stormtrooper: 50 Cent can go about his business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along… move along.

50 Cent’s SMS audio business is expanding into nerd territory with these so very Rebel headphones specially designed to match your golden slave Leia bikini and utility belt. Priced at about $200 and available in the spring you and band of interstellar adventurers can pick up deep space transmissions (and maybe ponder the fate of Fiddy’s musical career) while wearing the latest in Endorian tech.