Things You Never Thought Would Happen: Wu-Tang’s Raekwon Makes “Google That” Rap Video

“She told me that she Googled my name up / Shootings, robberies and big coke came up”. These are lyrics from “Google That”, a vulgar, violent new rap song from NORE Styles P, and Wu-Tang Clan member Raekwon immortalizing the search engine. In it, the rappers brag about how their crimes and jail time are so famous you can find them on the Internet.

Most tech companies probably wouldn’t mind being mentioned in pop culture, but probably not like this. Rap enthusiast Ben Horowitz might love it, though. Here’s the video and full lyrics.

Full Lyrics (warning, graphic):

[Styles P]
Shifty, low down greedy and grimy
Like Fredro fuck it I get the bread though
I take the 9 and buck it up at yo head though
I run yours jewel, you do it because I said so
Ride around the hood with n*ggas that let the leads go
I will never rattle my lawyers to tell the feds go
Word to the bullpen sandwich and the bedroll
Like Starks in the Game Of Thrones, let my head roll
Real n*gga, n*gga real team full of shooters
Willing to pull the trigger still
If they see you ain’t got it, they’ll take it from you
If the feel like you’re pussy they’ll be waiting for you
I ain’t pussy, go ahead and wait
You the dick ass that the bullets gonna penetrate

Dead n*gga, dumb n*gga, fucking with a killa shoulda knew it’s red rum n*gga

[NORE]
I’m really drink tiger balm, you can google that
And I shot n*ggas too, you can google that
See I smoke big, you can google that
You heard I did a little bid, you can google that
Fuck n*ggas, you can google that
N*gga fuck the other side, you can google that
Fuck n*ggas, you can google that
N*gga fuck the other side, you can google that

Yeah, I’m from the era of the stick house
Where n*ggas used to cook brick at the chick house, after you re-up
Dominicans, Washington Heights, they had me up,
Debelow, weather so cold it’s like three below
My kicks stay fresh like a brand new baby ass
I found a chinese chick with a crazy ass
I call her suck-me-off, all she did was suck me off
All she want was won-tons, soup, and some butter-soft

She told me that she Googled my name up
Shootings, robberies and big cocaine came up
See I’m an accurate shooter through your medula
you can hit your ruler, bought a missle the size of Zab Judah
I smoke weed, no other shit
Them widows gettin high on some other shit
You can keep that, respect to you
Get out of line, put the heater to your neck to you

I’m gonna drink tiger bomb, you can google that
And I shot n*ggas too, you can google that
See I smoke big, you can google that
You know I did a little bid, you can google that
Fuck n*ggas, you can google that
N*gga fuck the other side, you can google that
Fuck n*ggas, you can google that
N*gga fuck the other side, you can google that

[Raekwon]
Got more money than Google y’all n*ggas is doodle
Throw the mack in your mouth and butt-fuck your booboo
Yeah pause little pussy, I’m the cableman, flow direct
Your ho I wreck horse dick stable man
Black Trump n*gga with fat pockets
Crooked like Jesse Jackson and the black watches
Broke n*gga with rich whores, run up in Hamptons sawed-off and get yours
Homies rock the freshest since AJ Lester’s
Coolin on orchard buying shoes and vest-es

Why pretending who in it? Yo we winning, y’all sent it
I post in the Ghost, German Lugers is spitting /em>
Pocket full, rock the wool, Chevys’ll stop the bull
Raising the gauge, ramming his cocky wolves
Lefrac, Yonkers, and Staten wolves
N*gga take massive pulls, so now we blast them bastards move

[NORE]
I’m gonna drink tiger bomb, you can google that
And I shot n*ggas too, you can google that
See I smoke big, you can google that
You know I … little bitch, you can google that
Fuck n*ggas, you can google that
N*gga fuck the other side, you can google that
Fuck n*ggas, you can google that
N*gga fuck the other side, you can google that.